May 2013
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warrenellis:
I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.
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lunartes:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
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'Sup blorks, there's free shipping at my print...
Get yourself some nice wall decorations or iPhone skins! Your phones and/or walls will be super grateful, I assure you!
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sandandglass:
My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me
This is the most accurate thing ever.
April 2013
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March 2013
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There's free shipping at my print store again!
Just click here! Offer ends Sunday!
FYI, that last post has been in my drafts since January. I’M SO GLAD I DID THAT because I totally forgot yesterday.
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The Tegan & Sara research project!: Calling all... →
tegansaraproject:
If you identify as LGBTQ and love the music of Tegan & Sara, I kindly request your participation in my research project!
Hello!
I’m a student in the UK undertaking a project that seeks to understand how queer Tegan & Sara fans use and make sense of T&S music. All I ask of participants is that…
This is actually my project so I’d very much love for...
February 2013
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“I smell free worldwide shipping at mimschkin’s print store! Available...”
– Oscar, the bargain-hunting dog
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shesfiction:
sweetsnowflakes:
I’m gonna write today.
I’m gonna write and I’m gonna draw.
I’m gonna.
I’m
gonna
text post of my life
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In a seminar looking at lesbians in music videos
Classmate: WHY IS KATY PERRY STROKING A CAT?!?
Lecturer: Why do you think?
Classmate: ...
Classmate: ...oh!
Lecturer: I love your simplistic mind
January 2013
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“Whooo! There’s free shipping at mimschkin’s store until 13th Jan!...”
– You
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The thing I really like about The Girl with the...
And this goes for either version but more the Swedish one I think, but it’s basically research porn.
Like, the way it’s filmed, it’s all “oooohh, check out these super sexy search results” and “oh yeah! Newspaper clippings” and “mmmm… microfilm”.
“A day at the archives — it just feels so good!!!” — Actual tagline...
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December 2012
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The difference between my Ma and my Pa
When my neighbours opposite very appropriately placed a life-sized Robert Pattinson cardboard cutout in the window (presumably as Christmas decoration, which HAHA screw you Jesus! RPattz is our new god!), my mother recognised it to be as such after approximately one (1) double take. My father, on the other hand, continued to believe it was a ‘very nosey neighbour’ for about three days...
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I may have just confused Skeet Ulrich for Scoot...
Their names are both really weird and really stupid.
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A fellow and his daughter just asked me for...
He said they were looking for the “N-Dubz-Dappy-concert” so I gave them directions, turned around and smiled to myself about how delightful it is that a father and a daughter enjoy go and enjoy a pop concert together.
But then I was like, what if that wasn’t her dad but her super old boyfriend and then I kind of creeped myself out because he was bordering on 50 and she looked...
November 2012
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For the love of Satan, never look up “ugly Christmas sweater” on eBay. First, that is not what I meant, and second, MY EYES.
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Print offer!
‘Sup peeps, get five whole dollars off anything in my print store until Sunday (those prints are a steal!). CLICKY CLICK HERE.
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Sometimes I say things about stuff in class and then I realise that words come out of my mouth and then it is bad.
October 2012
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OK, I will officially never ever have any free time in my life ever again due to the glorious hunk of reading and researching I will have to do for my uni course. At least until Christmas. And then the whole thing starts again. For 12 weeks. So if output is slow/nonexistant, you know why. THIS MAKES ME A VERY SAD PERSON.
In the meantime, delight yourself at my PRINT SHOP!
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IM from me to friend: So could I maybe get those CDs you borrowed back?
Friend's reply: Uh, I think I, err, lost them.
Me: You are a very bad internet liar.
PRO TIP: SUCCEED AT INTERNET LYING BY OMITTING MONOSYLLABLIC UTTERANCES OF HESITATION, SUCH AS "UM," "AH," "UH," "ERR," ETC.
September 2012
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Yesterday
Me: A wild Sudowoodo appeared! Or, it will be shortly. The wild Sudowoodo is currently in transit on the bus. (NB: I am the wild Sudowoodo).
Me: Whoops! Shit, I'm an hour early!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.
Me: The wild Sudowoodo is confused. It hurt itself in its confusion.
(A series of texts I sent my friend prior to our meeting yesterday. And no, I don't usually show up an hour early to leisurely meetings. And I don't usually refer to myself as a wild Sudowoodo. You must understand that some people often have a lot of time on their hands and sometimes, when said people have no chores or homework to do they end up looking up Pokemon and then temporarily adopting their personas in text messages. Duh. Like I said, it's TEMPORARY.)
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August 2012
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